ABSOLUTE POKER RULES

These are the absolute rules that you have to follow so your Poker game will turn out to be another huge money making experience.

NEVER play with money you can't afford to lose

Set yourself a limit either monthly-which i think is best- or at least a total amount you can afford to lose - and dont go beyond it - if your happy to play with what
you'd have spent on a couple of nights at the pub then set that as your monthly limit on your account.- Most Poker Rooms have settings for this.

Managing to blow your annual budget in one night does not bode well - face it, your shark food and you need to read up and improve before you throw more cash away.

If you set a monthly recreational budget then you will either lose money affordability or you will win steadily - your will have a 4king good time either way.

Never try to win back your loses by cashing up the rent or anything else you need. You won't play optimally and you will surely only lose more.

Fold, fold and fold again

Solid starting hand selection is where you minimise your losses and maximise your wins - long term this is more important and effective than getting a few short term lucky wins.

Don't be a calling station-DUH

If your calling bets just to stay in a hand on the off chance you'll catch a lucky card or two - you wont - yes you see it all the time but trust me it wont happen when you need it to.Generally dont call a bet unless you would have raised it. And if you'd have raised it - then 4king raise it.

Adrenaline Junkies are your friend

Make money from them but don't make the mistake of becoming one - changing gears is one thing, needing a miracle is another.

Pure bluffs rarely work, especially online

Certainly not at lower limits - there will always be someone happy to look you up with a better hand or more outs or complete junk - SODS LAW says even they will probably out draw you - then your on tilt and thats just a world of pain waiting to happen.

Don't blow your Bankroll

So your doing ok in the low stakes games - why not head up a level or two? If your finding fish and making money moving up too soon could be costly, your suddenly gona find your shark food and that nice little margin you've built up will be gone - remember Poker is one long game not just one session or one hand - you need to have sufficient to balance the fluctuations in your bankroll.

Checking

Remember your giving them a chance of a free card not you.

If you wouldn't bet or raise maybe you should be folding - you should either be checking tactically or not checking at all.

Drinking

Dont bother - mixing drink and Poker is like mixing drink and sex - you think your brilliant but in the morning the results will tell you different.

Mood, chasing loses, taking a break & walking the dog

Dont even think about playing Poker if you not really in the mood. Dont play if your thinking more about your money than the cards in front of you. Take a break if your not playing well. Dont try to squeeze in a session - if your thinking about work / got to walk the dog / make an appointment - leave the cards for another time - youve probably just saved a load of your bankroll - just as good as a win.